sirius, peter, and remus as james’s #1 hecklers during his quidditch games
"POTTER YOU CALL THAT A PASS? MY GRANDMOTHER IRMA, MERLIN REST HER SOUL, COULD’VE THROWN BETTER THAN THAT!"
"OI POTTER I’VE GOT TEN GALLEONS SAYS YOU FALL OFF YOUR BROOM IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. MAKE ME RICH, EH?"
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff
Now, let’s go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive you will be…? In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home. Good. And, Dudley you will be…? I’ll be waiting to open the door. Excellent. And you?
songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its name for fear of summoning it.
We don’t talk about it
Favorite (missing) book quotes → Ron on Death’s Invisibility Cloak (Deathly Hallows, p. 331)